Nutmeg not just for pie anymore.

I was watching the news and I heard something very funny, (I hear something funny on the news everyday but that's just me) I heard that teens, children, juvenile delinquents what ever the hell you want to call them are using nutmeg, yes nutmeg, to get high. That is bullshit! We can't leave our medication lying around no wait we can't even buy medication without giving two forms of identification because of these little crack heads. I'm at CVS I'm half dead, don't know how I even ended up at the drug store, all I know is that I need some drugs just to get half way through the day. I get my tussin (store brand of course), I get my ass to the counter, I throw the feel good and some lip gloss ( ;) I still gotta look cute) on the counter and then the bitch gonna ask me for DOB, just because johnny like to sip on the sizzurp. I don't don't even like sizzurp I had to google it just to make sure I spelled it right. Which brings me back to nutmeg. Now we gotta lock up your spice rack. Grandmammas everywhere is at a loss. First her arthritis medication now the bitch can't bake! Look we need to hurry up and make marijuana legal so the kids can get high granny can bake and I can take my tussin when I need it.